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1、没人送来你礼物偏偏，你可以告诉他我，只要你开口，我都说很难。

It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you talk, I say no.

2、你可以拿走我的段子，也可以拿走我的表情自带，但你要是拿走我的仰，那我就要叫你宝宝了。

You can steal my jokes or my expression bag, but if you steal my heart, I will call you baby.

3、你有权绝就会，但你给我老朋友圈点的每一个赞都将成为你深爱我的证据。

You have the right to remain silent，but every praise you give to my wechat friends circle will become evidence of your secret love for me.

4、存量体温的常在将要过去，存量胸围的常在将要来临。

The day of temperature measurement is about to pass, and the day of waistline measurement is about to come.

5、极致标准型男友：不吸烟、不酒醉、不撒谎、不实际上。

Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no lying, no existence.

6、别人好新手好玩奔现，我好新手好玩首台。

Others play games from online lovers to real lovers. I play games until offline.

7、因为熬夜，我的肾更差，所以你们以后可以叫我小仰肾吗？

Because staying up late, my liver is not very good，So can you call me sweetheart later

8、有些人就是不知足，不对有了双下巴，还自已双眼皮。

Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chin and want double eyelids.

9、丢下一个能把你逗笑的人吧！我不唯，我只能把你美哭。

Find someone who can make you laugh! I can't, I can only be beautiful until you cry.

10、百因必有果，下一个富婆就是我。

All things have fruit. The next rich woman is me.

11、我这个人最大的实用性就是爱专修习，最大的缺点就是专修就会。

My biggest advantage is that I love learning. My biggest disadvantage is that I can't learn.

12、你心里点，植在我手中唯不唯。

Can you be a little aggrieved and stay with me.

13、如果不可一夜暴富，两夜也唯，半个月底我也可以接受。

If I can't get rich overnight, two nights is OK. I can accept half a month.

14、我有一个保持仰目中的秘诀，那就是谎报年龄。

I have a secret to keep young, that is to lie about age.

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